Found Texts and Randomness

A great man once said, “Nearly all men stand adversity; if you want to test a man’s character give him power.” It is true that power corrupts, but I cannot tell a lie. I believe in the power of Jesus. I know the truth will set me free but a lie is a lie if you’re caught.
Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. Dam the torpedoes! Full steam ahead! You may fire when ready but only until you see the whites of their eyes. Nothing good will ever come of war. War is hell.
Everything comes to he who waits, but quicker yet to he who takes. Take what you can! Give nothing back!
A culture is only as great as its dreamers and its dreams are dreamed by artists. Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes- Art is knowing which ones to keep. Just remember to stay within the lines, the lines are our friends. This is my BFF.
Good Morning, U.S.A. I’ve got a feeling that it’s going to be a wonderful day. The sun and the sky has a smile on its face and it’s shining a salute to the American Race.
The best laid plans….often end up at the bottom of the barrel. However, this plan is so perfect it’s retarded.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world, except when my whole world is coming down around me. Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Won’t you please, please help me?
Seriously?
Give me names and I’ll give you blood. As long as it’s not HIV positive.
The best intentions invite the worst kind of trouble. This is the worst idea in the history of bad ideas. And I know something about bad ideas. I once zigged when I should have zagged and didn’t know which way was up until I walked in another’s man’s shoes. You know what they say about guys with big feet? They say, damn, that guy’s got some big feet.
Just because no cause is lost if there is but one fool left to fight for it doesn’t mean this cause is just…just…terrible. How awful! I do declare this theme park officially open!
Given a long enough time, of course, a wide enough frame, there is nothing said or done, ever, that isn’t ironic in the end. But when the end is nigh then the end is near.
When you’ve eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth—oh and by the way—that last part will set you free. Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty I’m free at last!
Doing nothing is very hard to do—you never know when you're finished.
I came. I saw. I conquered.
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re an a**hole.
I was born in the U.S.A. Red, white, and blue. From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli. Been coming to America ever since. Since I was born on the Fourth of July I now what it is to die a true American. Semper Fidelis. Carpe Diem. Victoria.
All else is silence.