1 – Life is living. Otherwise you’d only exist.
2 – If you fear death, then why are you living? Do not fear death. It’ll get around to you when it feels like it.
3 – If you’re afraid of death so much then do not be on friendly terms. Would you want to visit somebody you hate? Next time you see him, don’t offer him a drink.
4 – To live fast and die young is the Chris Farley method. Hey, the guy had his moments.
5 – Live free or die hard. That doesn’t make any sense but it sounds good. Remember movies cannot be wrong. They say what we’re all thinking but are too afraid to say it. Obey the movie.
6 – If you live to work, make sure you’re getting paid for it. Only a fool works for free.
7 – God made two types of people. When you figure out you’re one or the other, that’s when you’ll know your place in the world.
8 – Any of this making sense? Life never does. Get used to it.
9 – Be optimistic. You’ll die someday so whatever’s pissing you off today won’t matter when you’re six feet under. Then you can tell all your earthly problems to ‘shove it.”
10- When you think about it, life really is like a box of chocolates. You take what you like and discard the rest.
11 – Remember that today is not the end of the world. That’s 2012.
12 – Don’t be afraid to take chances. They have no problem taking you.
13 – You’re mortal. Deal with it.
14 – Did you know “live” spelled backwards is “evil?”
15 – Did number fifteen blow your mind?
16 – If not, consider number seventeen….
17 – I have nothing profound to say at this point. By making these short, did it entice you to read them through?
18 – Why don’t they just call homework work-home? It’s the same thing isn’t it?
19 – Be happy in what you do. It’s the only thing you will be truly good at.
20 – The final rule for living life is………..to breathe. It’s the easiest thing to do.
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